I am on the road for some job interview type crap (yeah, I said it…it’s crap, just give me a job. Actually, I don’t really want one, I’d rather someone from a publishing company come along to this site, and ask me to turn these letters into a novel. But Chanukah has already passed. Ok this parenthetical sentence has dragged on long enough). So in lieu of an actual letter to some girl who broke my heart, or who wouldn’t french kiss me, or who I decided was not that good at the game of life, I’m going to do what every narcissistic blogger out there wants to do, but often doesn’t shamelessly self-promote, in my own post!
So, if you like my letters, or even if you don’t and simply want to show other people what a loser I am, than spread the good cheer:
Here is my brand new facebook community page, which will be tons of fun to check out once we get some banter going, and will be a good break from stalking exes of your own. FYI, I warn you now at this point I can not “like” your page in return, I am trying my best to remain anonymous, at least for a little while…However, if you follow me on Twitter, I guarantee a return follow.
I realize this is incredibly shallow to do, but I’m having lots of fun writing this, and the response so far has been great…I just want more of it. Normally I’d annoy my actual friends, but the whole anonymity thing. Can you imagine if ‘Shannon’ read the letter I wrote to her earlier this week? Actually, maybe she really would stop annoying me….hmmm?
Anyway, thanks and enjoy your respective weekends,