I am a 29 year old male. I am somewhat handsome (not Brad Pitt, but not Steve Buscemi either). I am in good shape, I am a homeowner, and I am relatively fun to be around. I tell you this because I have never had what one might call a ‘long-term’ relationship. This blog will be simple – I’ll be writing letters (some longer, some shorter) to every single female that I’ve been on at least one date with, and in some cases only asked out on a date. If you are one of those (un)lucky ladies that might receive a letter, please know I hold no ill-will towards any of you, and will do my best to make the letters as humorous (and anonymous) as possible. Make no mistake about it, while the letters will be designed to entertain, they are entirely narcissistic. You know, kind of like those assclowns Lebron James & Brett Favre.
Once in awhile I’ll throw up some clips of songs and movie scenes that for one reason or another remind me of a girl, a breakup, or something along those lines….mainly because I want this blog to last, and there are a finite number of girls I can write letters to. Hopefully you appreciate these. If you don’t, feel free to not read them, I won’t be offended.
Another note…if you have figured me out, think one of the letters is addressed to you, and have an issue with it send an email to dearexgirlfriend @ gmail . com and if it really is you, I’d be glad to take it down.
Finally, with regards to the historical accuracy of some of my letters, I will refer you to the opening line of the late 90s Great Expectations, “I’m not going to tell the story the way it happened. I’m going to tell it the way I remember it.”
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