I think it is kind of fitting that I give you a mother’s day shout out on this blog, given it is you that are constantly reminding me that I indeed only have ex-girlfriends, and nothing current. “Why don’t I have grandkids to spoil yet?” is a question you bellow out far too often. You want the honest answer…because I’m not done being spoiled yet I know you avoid trying to be a prototypical Jewish mother as much as possible, but you fail kind of miserably.
That being said, you are an amazing woman, wife & mother and I love that you are still a major part of my life. You provide me with some much needed backbone & strength that I’m not sure too many mothers do help provide. I am not going to get all superlative like and call you the “world’s best mom,” but you are certainly the best mother I could ever have hoped for.
Now, THAT being said, even though they say us guys end up with woman similar to their mom’s, I hope my future wife doesn’t nag me quite as much as you do!
*Mommie Dearest (of course)